To the tune of "Rock and Roll McDonald's," by Wesley Willis

Valhalla is the place to rock
It is a hall for the brave who die in battle
It is a good place to listen to tales of glory
Einheriar flock here to get down to the battle hymns

Rock and Roll Valhalla
Rock and Roll Valhalla
Rock and Roll Valhalla
Rock and Roll Valhalla

Valhalla will make you drunk
They serve endless beer
They serve endless mead
They will put beards on you

Rock and Roll Valhalla
Rock and Roll Valhalla
Rock and Roll Valhalla
Rock and Roll Valhalla

Jotunheim giants are the worst
They are worse than Midgard's
A frost giant has 133 hit points
A fire giant has 142 hit points

Rock and Roll Valhalla
Rock and Roll Valhalla
Rock and Roll Valhalla
Rock and Roll Valhalla

Rock over Bifrost
Rock on Yggdrasil
Cosmic Cow! She created the Universe

- Chris, Russell & Craig