I'm a married thirty-something Texan nerd who lives on a little farm and builds castles in his head.
Current Residence: Republic of Texas Favourite genre of music: Progressive rock Favourite style of art: Fantasy MP3 player of choice: iPod classic Skin of choice: Snake
To the tune of "Rock and Roll McDonald's," by Wesley Willis
Valhalla is the place to rock
It is a hall for the brave who die in battle
It is a good place to listen to tales of glory
Einheriar flock here to get down to the battle hymns
Rock and Roll Valhalla
Rock and Roll Valhalla
Rock and Roll Valhalla
Rock and Roll Valhalla
Valhalla will make you drunk
They serve endless beer
They serve endless mead
They will put beards on you
Rock and Roll Valhalla
Rock and Roll Valhalla
Rock and Roll Valhalla
Rock and Roll Valhalla
Jotunheim giants are the worst
They are worse than Midgard's
A frost giant has 133 hit points
A fire giant